Lucas: "Ummmmm, a cheese knife!"
Me: "Okay.... what else do you want?"
Lucas: "A giant robot as tall as you are, Mommy! And it has lots of dials and makes us breakfast!"
Me: (not sure he gets the concept on what are normal types of presents...) "That would be really cool, Lucas! But what kinds of things would you like to get that we've seen in a toy store?"
Lucas: "Pretend scissors!"
Me: "But you already have REAL scissors."
Lucas: " Yes, but I don't have pretend ones yet!"
Me: (I give up) :)